The remote thief
X ↗Fighting over the remote like our live sports depend on it.
#JustMarried · 16:9
Just Married
Love, small disagreements and a life together. Little scenes from the everyday adventures of being married.
Fine, then.
X ↗“Fine, then.”
0/10 barber skills, 10/10 view. 💈☀️
X ↗Note: always finish the sideburns before kissing him. 🤦♂️
10/10 romance, 0/10 plumbing awareness. 💦🤦♂️
X ↗Be honest: are you turning the water off or staying in the kiss?
"It smells delicious..." 🍓💥
X ↗Be honest: How do we clean ourselves now?
"In my defense, I was still dreaming about you..." ☕️🔥
X ↗Has anyone else ever ruined a perfectly good romantic moment with pure, unadulterated clumsiness?
First day at the new job and my husband insisted on ironing my pants. 🧑🏻❤️🧑🏼
X ↗Best intentions, zero domestic skills… do I buy new pants or a new iron? ❤️
Honeymoon
X ↗Some miles are just better than others ❤️
Bath Time
X ↗Bath time is peaceful until he turns into a monster. 🛁🐊
"I will cover you up forever." 🤍
X ↗(I had to fold everything again after 😩)
Skincare routine, but make it a hazard. 🧴✨
X ↗Every morning with the facial cream 🍶😋
Baking with him is 10% pastry, 90% hazard. 🥐💨
X ↗But honestly... who’s gonna eat my cinnamon rolls now? 🥐👀
DIY painting tip: keep your eyes on the roller. 🎨👀
X ↗omeone is going to pay for that 🍑
Just married 🧑🏽🤝🧑🏾
X ↗Can't stop fooling around